My present please!

I think it must be in the genes - I don't know of any other family that come up with some real classic explanations/reasoning/logic. Both my son and nephew have come up with some amazing logic - you wonder where they get it from. (*cough cough - it must be from my side of the family!)

His birthday is in July but he asked for his birthday present earlier.
Why?
Because if I have a birthday - I will grow old.
I do not want to grow old - so I have decided no more birthdays.
But I still need my presents.

Hmmm Good thinking. Now, why didn't I think of that?